The Girl: I just sent you a photo.
Me: What is it?
The Girl: It's a picture of a sample we got today in the lab...
Me: [Opening the attachment.] What is it? I mean, what would they send you that's so... green?
The Girl: Well, we don't know why it's green.
The Girl: But...
The Girl: It's semen.
Me: ?!?
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